Showing posts with label Tramontozzi's Take. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tramontozzi's Take. Show all posts

Thursday, December 18, 2014

All I want for Christmas is a #StJoesReunion


Bummed that Rajon Pierre Rondo has played his last game in Celtic Green?

I was too.  But then I remembered that, one week ago today, the Globe's Gary Washburn tweeted this:


And this:


There's only one way Danny Ainge can make up for the Worst Early Christmas Present Ever...

...Reunite the UNSTOPPABLE backcourt behind the 27-0 (undefeated!!!) 2003-2004 St. Joseph's University Hawks.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

2014-2015 Boston Celtics Season Preview: The 83% Edition


Yesterday, the Boston Celtics' cantankerous captain let us know via coach Brad Stevens that he's now 83% likely to play in tonight's season opener against old pal Kevin Garnett and the Brooklyn Nets (up from 79% just the day before).  Today, we play Follow-the[-Team]-Leader and use those same arbitrary odds to preview the upcoming year for the boys in Green & White...

Friday, November 1, 2013

The Coolest Bill Russell Quote You've Never Heard


William Felton Russell finally has his statue and there's a lot to say about the man (as there probably is about most people we see fit to immortalize in bronze).

An NBA.com feature story posted today offers some great insight into Russell's superlative character and spirit – into the great variety of words and deeds that have made him so special, both on and off the basketball court.  It's well worth a read.  As Celtics fans know, however, his most enduring legacy on the court is as a Winner, with a capital "W."

You know his résumé.  You know about the back-to-back NCAA titles at the University of San Francisco; the gold medal at the '56 Olympics in Melbourne, Australia; and, of course, that stunning run of 11 NBA championships over 13 seasons between '57 and '69.  You know, too, the well-tread story that Russell was so competitive and so emotional that he nearly always vomited before games, and that Red Auerbach became more unsettled when he didn't vomit than when he did.

Bill Russell made Kevin Garnett seem low-key.

What you may not know is that Bill Russell also had a gentler side – the soul of a poet.  Which brings us to the Coolest Bill Russell Quote You've Never Heard.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Yes, baseball – but also The Homecoming!

Boston's attention will be firmly fixed on the Fens tonight as the Sox try to move one step closer to bringing home the World Series Cup.  Just because Paul and KG will be sitting out of the action a few miles northeast, however, doesn't mean that the Garden won't still be host to a special homecoming that's worth noticing, too.

Wait for it...


That's right.  JET!!!!

(OOOOO-OOOOooooo OOOOO-OOOOooooo OOOOO-OOOOooooo!)

No, his no. 4 isn't destined for the rafters like nos. 34 or 5 but his return to Causeway Street might be a good time to re-evaluate Jason Terry's mostly disappointing run in green & white... To appreciate him for what he was: a (grit-and)balls-to-the-wall committed Celtic (see: THE LEPRECHAUN BICEP TATTOO) and an all-around fun dude who, if nothing else, gave us one memorable playoff burst to remind us all why we'd once hailed him as a suitable replacement for Ray Allen.

YouTube clips to further jog your memory after the jump...

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Gerald Wallace loves that dirty water.


Gerald Wallace wants you to know that he's happy to be in Boston.

In his first public appearance as a Celtic yesterday in Waltham, Mr. Wallace made it clear that his being incommunicado with the C's all summer wasn't meant as a slight.  He loves Boston!  He's a big Red Sox and Patriots fan!  He even has a BoSox and Pats-themed room in his house!

And just what kind of decor does Crash have in said room?

"Basically shoes, material things," he explained. "I have a couple of Brady jerseys, a couple of pictures of Brady, Belichick, the championship teams... a couple of Super Bowl pictures... I have a lot of Red Sox World Series [memorabilia]... I have an autographed bat from Ortiz."

Wow!  Didn't see that coming, did you??

This begs the question: What else is there to learn about Gerald's relationship with our fair city?

Thursday, July 18, 2013

The End of The World: One Fan's Story


I'm in New York for this.  On Long Island.  Just under an hour east of the Barclays Center in the sleepy hamlet of Bellmore, at my girlfriend's family's house, visiting for a long weekend.

The girlfriend is keeping the TV on E! until 12:00 on the dot, watching a Keeping Up with the Kardashians re-run.  Yes – one featuring Kris Humphries (gut punch no. 1).  When the time comes, we'll switch over to YES, since I'll be watching this unfold on the official network of the New York Yankees (gut punch no. 2).  The suspense builds with each minute as we approach high noon.

11:56... 11:57... 11:58... 11:59...

And we're in.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

CON to the SPIRACY.



"Everyone knows the NBA is in the pocket of Big Corn." tweets @steventurous.

"SMALL MARKET BIAS" tweets @TreyAdell.

The jokes are coming fast and furious like Vin Diesel and the Rock after the Pacers' 99-92 win over the Miami Heat came with the help of a few dubious late-game calls in their favor.

Yuck it up all you want, ladies & gents.  Just know that you're whistling past the graveyard.

This is all part of David Stern's biggest scam yet.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

NEW PLAN (in 9 Easy Steps)

9 for 9.

This has been a crazy day for Celtics Nation.  But don't worry -- I've got a plan.

And it's already underway.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Editorial: Elect Jason Eugene Terry to the 2013 N.B.A. Eastern Conference All-Star Team

...Not just yet.

This morning's edition of the venerable "Morning Dump" over at Red's Army summarily dismissed the sensational trade rumors swirling around our beloved Boston Celtics last night as -- in just so many words -- "total bullshit."

This news was more than welcome.  Especially to yours truly.

Still, even as we bask in the glow of a thrilling 102-96 win over the New York Knickerbockers at Madison Square Garden, MercerJersey.com can't shake the particularly icky feeling that the inclusion of one particular name in that rumor generated.

That name?  Jason Eugene Terry.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

This is spin.


PERCEPTION

KG is a Basketball God.  He is the pure, unfiltered light of Old School Competitive Spirit.

Rondo is like David.  Pure of heart... inspired by devotion to a Basketball God... he challenged a man twice his size.

Do your worst, David Stern.  Rondo is a Hero, and Goliath had it comin'.

Friday, August 10, 2012

6 reasons to feel better about D12 to L.A.

"What's everyone so upset about?"

When I heard the big news last night that the Lakers had somehow won the Dwight Howard sweepstakes without sacrificing Pau Gasol, I was displeased.  Michael-Scott-finding-Toby-back-in-Scranton displeased.  And this morning, the consternation is still fresh.

But it's time to start rationalizing; it's good for the soul.  Twelve reasons to feel better about D12 landing in L.A. would be a stretch, but here are six that might help lift your spirits on the gloomiest Friday for Celtics Nation since July 6...

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Re: the 2 story lines of game 2

Rajon Rondo took center stage in the 2012 Eastern Conference Finals last night.

As Celtic Nation continues to digest last night's thrilling and ultimately heartbreaking 115-111 overtime loss to the Miami Heat, two dominant story lines have emerged.  Let's take a look.

Story line no. 1:  How about that Rajon Pierre Rondo??

In this morning's Boston Herald, Steve Bulpett described it as "the best performance of a young career now littered with triple-doubles and other such statistical finery."  Today on Twitter, self-styled franchise historian Bill Simmons upped the ante, anointing it "one of the greatest Celtic performances ever."  But none other than Earvin "Magic" Johnson gave higher praise than Bulpett or Simmons during last night's post-game analysis on ESPN, calling Rondo's 44-10-8 one of the greatest performances he'd ever seen.  Period.  And he reiterated that opinion via tweet.

Excuse me for being a bit of a Debbie Downer, but I think we all need to take a deep breath here.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Ray Allen is getting awfully hard to watch.

For most of the last five years, watching Ray Allen has been a treat for Celtic Nation.

I never felt any inclination to see Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ.  Jesus suffered; I get it.  Over the course of 13 years in Catholic school, I was invited to contemplate that fact plenty.  Seeing Jesus's suffering unfold in graphic detail on the big screen held no appeal.  I couldn't imagine it would lead to any new spiritual epiphanies and, more to the point, it just sounded like a miserable movie-going experience.  After all, who wants to watch a good guy suffer?

Eight years later, watching The Passion of Jesus Shuttlesworth, the answer is clearer than ever: no one.  Even die-hard Heat fans (assuming they exist) couldn't have relished watching Ray Allen struggle like he did last night.  But for Celtic fans who've soaked in highlight after highlight after highlight after highlight from Sugar Ray over these last five years, it was especially brutal.

Search "Ray Allen + sad" on Twitter and let the endless lamentations wash over you.  Has the Ray Allen of these 2012 playoffs become one of the hardest-to-watch Celtics in recent history?