Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Gerald Wallace loves that dirty water.


Gerald Wallace wants you to know that he's happy to be in Boston.

In his first public appearance as a Celtic yesterday in Waltham, Mr. Wallace made it clear that his being incommunicado with the C's all summer wasn't meant as a slight.  He loves Boston!  He's a big Red Sox and Patriots fan!  He even has a BoSox and Pats-themed room in his house!

And just what kind of decor does Crash have in said room?

"Basically shoes, material things," he explained. "I have a couple of Brady jerseys, a couple of pictures of Brady, Belichick, the championship teams... a couple of Super Bowl pictures... I have a lot of Red Sox World Series [memorabilia]... I have an autographed bat from Ortiz."

Wow!  Didn't see that coming, did you??

This begs the question: What else is there to learn about Gerald's relationship with our fair city?

Did you know?  Adjacent to Gerald's Sox/Pats room is his home theater, decked out in movie posters from his favorite Boston-based flicks.



Did you know?  Clam chowder and baked beans are Gerald's favorite foods and a key part of his game day preparation.



Did you know?  Gerald's favorite beer is Samuel Adams, which he (apparently) drinks by the pitcher.



Did you know?  Gerald has been to over 30 Aerosmith concerts.



Did you know?  The Boston Pops are Gerald's favorite orchestra.



Did you know?  Gerald is not that good at basketball anymore, but he's already growing on us.



Touché, Gerald!  Well played and welcome aboard.

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