Monday, February 23, 2015

The Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme with "Jared Sullinger"


It was announced yesterday that Jared Sullinger will miss the remainder of the 2014-15 season with a left metatarsal stress fracture.  Just hours later, the Celts dropped a tough overtime loss to the hated Lakers – who'd been losers of seven straight.

In our fallen forward's honor and in the spirit of nonsensical distraction, today's edition of Celtics Top Ten is: "The Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme with 'Jared Sullinger.'"


Number 10...
"Arid Thunder"



Number 9...
"Scary Punisher"



Number 8...
"Parrot Blogger"



Number 7...
"Acid Humdinger"



Number 6...
"Married Gunslingers"



Number 5...
"Carrot Indulger"



Number 4...
"Ferret Jumper"



Number 3...
"Impaired Mick Jagger"



Number 2...
"Vapid Publishers"



And the Number 1 Thing That Almost Rhymes with "Jared Sullinger" is...
"A Rabbit Named 'Bugs' Playing a Barber."



5 comments:

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